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Should I get a new Corsa? I've looked at the Polo and Fiesta and they seem to be so much better but I've always had Vauxhalls for the last 20 years or so.
The corsa seats seem very uncomfortable it makes me want to stab them with scissors, cut them up, and rip out what bit of fluff is in them before chucking bleach all over them.
The dash seems plasticky and could do with a pic axe through it.
The Intellilink seems rubbish, I want to hammer the screen and rip it out.
I want to reverse the car fast into a tree and than drive it forwards fast into some shrubbery so it rips the bumpers off.
Using a crow bar I want to damage and destroy the LCD display on the dashboard which tells me the inaccurate range.
On the 5door I want to punch the roof lining where the back vanity lights are, shattering them, I then want to rip off the sun visors, bend them, and bite them.
I'd then like to watch that car get crushed into a small cube before being turned into baked bean tins.
Other than that, good car - but why is it less comfortable than the D? Has no map pockets? A useless Intellilink system? And no rear electric windows as an option?
The corsa seats seem very uncomfortable it makes me want to stab them with scissors, cut them up, and rip out what bit of fluff is in them before chucking bleach all over them.
The dash seems plasticky and could do with a pic axe through it.
The Intellilink seems rubbish, I want to hammer the screen and rip it out.
I want to reverse the car fast into a tree and than drive it forwards fast into some shrubbery so it rips the bumpers off.
Using a crow bar I want to damage and destroy the LCD display on the dashboard which tells me the inaccurate range.
On the 5door I want to punch the roof lining where the back vanity lights are, shattering them, I then want to rip off the sun visors, bend them, and bite them.
I'd then like to watch that car get crushed into a small cube before being turned into baked bean tins.
Other than that, good car - but why is it less comfortable than the D? Has no map pockets? A useless Intellilink system? And no rear electric windows as an option?